Folks, good advice doesn’t always mean that it is politically correct advice. That is why I applaud Pat Robertson, Televangelist, for telling it like it is on his show The 700 Club. Pat was answering calls on his show, when a viewer named Michael asked him a hard question. A question about marriage. And about saving it. Michael went on to say that his marriage was failing and that his wife “no longer respects me as the head of the house.”
Pat could have asked Michael to list all of the stupid things that he had done to cause his wife to no longer look up to him. Pat could have suggested couples counseling and romance. Pat could have told Michael to talk to his wife in honest, engaging dialog in which he shut up and actually listened to what she had to say…but that would be copping out America! Because Pat knows that the only thing Michael could do to effectively save his marriage is “convert to Islam and then you can beat her” into sticking around. Because Pat knows it’s not domestic violence if you use the “hand of God” to lay the smack-down on her! Pat goes on to tell Michael, “I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days but something has got to be done to make her.” That’s right, beating your spouse isn’t illegal – it’s just not condoned! It’s kind of like leaving the dinner table without being excused – you won’t get in trouble, but it is frowned upon!
Back in 2007, Robertson gave us his thoughts on Islam. On the June 12th episode of The 700 Club, Robertson stated, “Ladies and gentlemen, we have to recognize that Islam is not a religion. It is a worldwide political movement meant on domination of the world. And it is meant to subjugate all people under Islāmic law.” So by suggesting to Michael that the best way to save his marriage would be to convert to Islam, he is in fact suggesting that all Christians should convert to Islam. That’s because it wouldn’t betray Christ to give up being a Christian since Islam is not a religion – its politics! You would just become a Christian-Muslim! I wonder if that is like a Christian-Scientist? Regardless, it would not be any more different than a millionaire voting Democrat in the next election! You aren’t sacrificing your beliefs, you are just accepting a better way of life.
Then he went on in that monologue to say that Muslim’s would “want to impose Sharia on you.” He wasn’t warning us to avoid them, he was inviting us to accept it!
He even mentions how women will be treated immediately after that invitation! “And before long, ladies are going to be dressed in burqas and whatever garments they would put on them, and next thing you know, men are going to be allowed to have wife-beating and you’ll be beheading adulterers and so on and so forth.” Originally viewers thought he was chastising the Muslim ways, but now we know that these matters speak right to his heart.
It’s obvious that Robertson was waiting for just such a call like Michael’s so that he could express his true views on the future of Christianity! Think about it, if we all convert to Islam then there will no longer be tensions between Muslims and Christians! Besides, those prayer mats could also be used for practicing yoga.
Switching to Islam just makes sense, because it will help end feminism which we all know that Robertson thinks is an abomination. Despite the fact that Sociologists define feminism as equality for women, Robertson knows that “The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” If we allow women the same rights as men, they will become lesbians that kill babies who practice witchcraft! We cannot allow those witch-babies to die!
Folks, I think we should hear what Reverend Robertson is telling us. It’s not the first time he has advised us to take hard actions that many people may consider bat-shit crazy. After all, he has suggested that we “drop a small nuke” on the State Department “to shake things up”, and that we should assassinate Hugo Chavez because “if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it.”
At least one person may be warming up to some of these thoughts, Mitt Romney spent the weekend hanging out with Robertson. Maybe this means that Romney has left the “cult of Mormonism” to embrace a purer, more godly way of life?